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Bonnie Channels Clement Clarke Moore...
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Wednesday, 01 December 2010 04:00
T'was The Night Before Ironman
By Bonnie M. Angelou
T'was the night before Ironman
And in my intellectual manger
I envisioned the swim portion
And all of its danger...
Extra Sauce & Chick Stuff...
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Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:20
Going Off Course - "Red's Savoy. Can you hold?" The guy didn't wait for her answer. Manilow musak filled Tiff's left ear.
"Mandy."
Tiffany Lindstrom was happy to wait. This pizza was worth it. Smartly, she had peed before she hit the speed dial. She swallowed hard so as not to choke on all the fluid that had accumulated in her anxious oral cavity.
"...You came and you gave without taking...But I sent you away...Oh, Mandy," Ms Lindstrom sang softly in a pleasant falsetto. The guy picked up....
Best Swim Course Stuff...
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Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:10
(Photo L: Timberman's crystalline Sugar Lake.)
Which Race Has The Best Swim Course?
By Darin Wieneke
With some race registrations already open (i.e. Liberty, RochesterFest, and Graniteman) and many opening on December 1 (i.e. Buffalo and Lake Waconia), it is time to start seriously thinking about which races you are going to sign up for in 2011. MTN has always tried to assist you in the past with our race calendar page (including notation of recommended races *) and race previews. We are going to try to enhance our assistance this year with polls and..
Santa, Rudolph, Scooby Do & Viking Speedo Guy...
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Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:00
Reindeer Run Stuff - We planned to post a Reindeer Run press release here, but we couldn't open the file that Mare ("Mare" is Marilyn Franzen, the totally wonderful founder and director of the RR) sent us. We didn't have the correct program or something. It's a technical computer deal. So, we filched the Race Info page from RR's website. Check it out. If you're already registered, then reading this stuff will further enhance the giddy excitement and wet-your-pants anticipation you already feel. If you're not registered, then this info should instill within you a genuine burning NEED to sign-up at your earliest opportunity. It's totally true. This is the event that put the "Fun" in Fun Run.
When & Where
Saturday, December 4, 2010 at Lake Harriet in Southwest Minneapolis (Google Maps Map & Directions). Race day registration, pre-registered race # pick-up, tee shirts with the race start and finish located near the band shell on the...
It's Not A South American Country...
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Monday, 29 November 2010 04:00
Today's Pop Quiz is about LIBIDO.
Question #1: Libido is:
A. A small South American country.
B. A tasty rum drink that is popular in Beliz.
C. A Portuguese dance that requires special shoes.
D. A thing that makes people want to do naughty stuff...